Sure, she seems sweet and innocent at first - a sick little girl seeking shelter at the farmhouse. Then it all goes terribly wrong. Who wasn't shocked the first time they watched NotLD and saw Karen eating her Dad before stabbing her mom and running upstairs to join the zombie attack?
2) Bub, Day of the DeadOk, so he's chained up by the post-zombie apocalypse survivors living in an underground bunker in Florida. But while the scientists think that they're domesticating him, he's really just biding his time. Because being able to shave, brush his teeth, and listen to sweet tunes with his Walkman can't distract him from the pull of juicy brains.
Plus, he can fire a gun with remarkable aim for a dead guy.
If your best mate is already a lazy slop who dribbles food on himself and has a decided lack of hygiene at times, becoming a zombie might not be that much of a transition. After heroically battling the forces of zombiedom, Ed sacrifices himself to save his mates, and ends up a zombie. A chained-in-the-shed, video game playing zombie.
A product od space dust, Fido is one of many zombies domesticated thanks to ZomCom's collars. He mows the lawn, helps a lonely housewife, and befriends her young son. Of course, he still takes time to eat the neighbors. He's the Old Yeller of Zombies.
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